EVERY YEAR, Mutha Fukkin' Donno And Shit comes up with a way to SAVE THE HOLIDAYS YET AGAIN!
This year, he has gone and knocked 5 bucks off of each and every print in his store- and on the big expensive canvas print he went even crazier and knocked off FIFTY BUCKS! These prices are good for THE ENTIRE MONTH OF DECEMBER!!!
I know at this season of ChristmasHannukahKwanzaRamadanTetSolsticeWhateveDamnHolidayYouCelebrate, you find yourself in constant need of a perfect gift to give someone- your Mom, your boss, your wife, your girlfriend, your wife's girlfriend, WHOMEVER... and every year you end up sadly disappointing SOMEONE with a poorly thought out, crap-ass "gift" you picked up at a truck stop on the interstate... Well THIS YEAR you can REDEEM YOURSELF and be a HERO in the eyes of those who matter most to you! No more shot glasses, snow globes, or Tire-Buddies!
Get that special someone a beautiful, hand signed print of one of Donno's beautiful paintings- with it's own hand signed GUARANTEED FORGERY PROOF* Certificate of Authenticity, and they will TREASURE IT FOREVER.
Better yet, order it NOW while you still have time to get it framed before the big day, give a LOCAL FRAME SHOP some of your Holiday Spending Money this year, and make that perfect gift EVEN MORE PERFECT!!
If a gift like this can't get you laid this year, pretty much nothing can, holmes.
Act now. Operators are standing by.
*Forgery proofness not guaranteed. In fact, highly unlikely.