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Unikitten print, signed and numbered, limited edition of 10 prints
$
20.00
The Unikitten is finally here! This is the single most requested image in my portfolio- I'm tellin' ya folks, Unikittens are the next big thing! Be the first person on your block to own this beautiful print! AND, at no extra charge- (s)he has a freakin' cupcake! With a cherry on top!
MY GOD MAN, LOOK AT THOSE EYES!! HOW CAN YOU RESIST THE POWER OF THE UNIKITTEN?!?
A: You can't. Order yours today. At only $20 shipped, you'd be a fool not to.
It's 8 1/2"x11" and printed on heavy 110 pound paper. The scan was, unfortunately, too large a file to upload here, so I used a photograph, but you get the idea.
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
MY GOD MAN, LOOK AT THOSE EYES!! HOW CAN YOU RESIST THE POWER OF THE UNIKITTEN?!?
A: You can't. Order yours today. At only $20 shipped, you'd be a fool not to.
It's 8 1/2"x11" and printed on heavy 110 pound paper. The scan was, unfortunately, too large a file to upload here, so I used a photograph, but you get the idea.
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
Untitled (Surf Gods) print ON CANVAS, hand signed- and REALLY BIG!
$
200.00
Just a beautiful day at the Jersey shore, where Jesus, Buddha, Kali, Ganesh, Poseidon and Thor got together with the Surf God to shred waves! The painting is loaded with little details and gags to keep you finding new stuff for ages... A perfect addition to literally ANY home or office, this print will become a treasured family heirloom you can pass down for generations!
And dangit, this thing is HUGE! The image itself is 30"x22", and it has a light blue border to stretch/ gallery wrap the canvas. The scan that is used to make the prints is, unfortunately, too large a file to upload here, so I used a photograph, but you get the idea. The level of detail in the prints is astonishing, though, I assure you.
Unlike the other prints available here, due to the expense of the printing process each print is made at the time of the order, so please allow a few extra days for shipping. The canvas will ship rolled, NOT on bars.
Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
And dangit, this thing is HUGE! The image itself is 30"x22", and it has a light blue border to stretch/ gallery wrap the canvas. The scan that is used to make the prints is, unfortunately, too large a file to upload here, so I used a photograph, but you get the idea. The level of detail in the prints is astonishing, though, I assure you.
Unlike the other prints available here, due to the expense of the printing process each print is made at the time of the order, so please allow a few extra days for shipping. The canvas will ship rolled, NOT on bars.
Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
Love Kills Slowly print, signed and numbered, limited edition of 10
$
30.00
Love Kills Slowly, a classic tattoo motif. Renered here in wonderfuly bleak and minimalist sepia, it's ready to frame and depress your friends or co-workers.
This is 11"x14"- standard tattoo flash size- and printed on heavy 110 pound paper.Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! The scan was, unfortunately, too large a file to upload here, so I used a photograph, but you get the idea.
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
This is 11"x14"- standard tattoo flash size- and printed on heavy 110 pound paper.Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! The scan was, unfortunately, too large a file to upload here, so I used a photograph, but you get the idea.
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
Sepia Rose print, signed and numbered, limited edition of 10
$
20.00
The rose. One of the staples of American tattooing. I painted this version to cheer me up one day, and guess what? It worked! It still makes me happy every time I look at it! Adding a few drops of sepia paint to the red, blue, green and yellow paints gave it a swank, old timey warmth that will help you feel happier, too, every time you look at it!
This is a 5"x7" image on 8 1/2"x11" 110 pound paper, centered to show the natural deckled edges of the original painting. Ready to frame as is, you could also add a custom mat to display the art work with less white background, and it will still fit in a standard frame!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
This is a 5"x7" image on 8 1/2"x11" 110 pound paper, centered to show the natural deckled edges of the original painting. Ready to frame as is, you could also add a custom mat to display the art work with less white background, and it will still fit in a standard frame!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
Good Luck Swastika print, signed and numbered, limited edition of 10
$
20.00
The swastika is one of mankind's oldest symbols. Until the mid-20th century it was always a symbol of good, of peace, love, luck and happiness, of balance, harmony, and perpetual motion. Many cultures around the world today stil use it that way. I think it's time we reclaim the symbol Hitler stole from the world... a lot of people scoffingly reply to that idea with a simple "good luck"- which, coincidentally, is one of the many positive meanings the swastika holds. So here it is, folks- help me take it back!
This is a 5"x7" image on 8 1/2"x11" 110 pound paper, centered to show the natural deckled edges of the original painting. Ready to frame as is, you could also add a custom mat to display the art work with less white background, and it will still fit in a standard frame!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
This is a 5"x7" image on 8 1/2"x11" 110 pound paper, centered to show the natural deckled edges of the original painting. Ready to frame as is, you could also add a custom mat to display the art work with less white background, and it will still fit in a standard frame!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
Electric Guitar print, signed and numbered, limited edition of 10
$
30.00
Painted as a companion piece to the tattooed acoustic guitar, below, so I'll say the same stuff I said about that one:
Wouldn't this make a fantastic gift for the music lover, guitar enthusiast, or art aficionado in your life? The standard 11x17 size means there are ready made frames widely available, but a trip to your local custom frame shop will make this a truly spectacular, one of a kind item!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
Wouldn't this make a fantastic gift for the music lover, guitar enthusiast, or art aficionado in your life? The standard 11x17 size means there are ready made frames widely available, but a trip to your local custom frame shop will make this a truly spectacular, one of a kind item!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
Guitar Print, signed and numbered. Limited edition of 10 prints.
$
30.00
11" x 17" high quality print on 110 pound paper. The photo here doesn't do it justice!
This is a limited edition of only 10 prints, each signed and numbered in silver by the artist.
Wouldn't this make a fantastic gift for the music lover, guitar enthusiast, or art aficionado in your life? The standard 11x17 size means there are ready made frames widely available, but a trip to your local custom frame shop will make this a truly spectacular, one of a kind item!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
ONLY 4 LEFT!
This is a limited edition of only 10 prints, each signed and numbered in silver by the artist.
Wouldn't this make a fantastic gift for the music lover, guitar enthusiast, or art aficionado in your life? The standard 11x17 size means there are ready made frames widely available, but a trip to your local custom frame shop will make this a truly spectacular, one of a kind item!
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
ONLY 4 LEFT!
Jason Print, signed and numbered. Limited edition of 10 prints.
$
15.00
What Would Jason Do?
He'd hang this 8.5" x 11" print proudly in his home, or possibly at the office to keep the co-workers on their toes. It is printed on high quality 110# paper, and each piece is hand signed and numbered by the artist in silver ink.
Be the first on your cube farm to get an HR complaint filed against you for intimidating and tasteless artwork.
For some reason my computer wants this image to remain sideways. When you hang this print in your home, feel free to turn it right side up.
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
ONLY 5 LEFT!
He'd hang this 8.5" x 11" print proudly in his home, or possibly at the office to keep the co-workers on their toes. It is printed on high quality 110# paper, and each piece is hand signed and numbered by the artist in silver ink.
Be the first on your cube farm to get an HR complaint filed against you for intimidating and tasteless artwork.
For some reason my computer wants this image to remain sideways. When you hang this print in your home, feel free to turn it right side up.
As this is a numbered edition, the lowest number still available will be shipped to you, so don't wait, order soon! Ships with the best Certificate of Authenticity you will ever lay eyes on- in and of itself, suitable for framing!
Prints will be shipped in a sturdy shipping tube, but we recommend removing them from the tube and storing them flat as soon as thy are received, to prevent the paper from curling. Trust us, it'll frame better if it's flat.
Price includes shipping in the continental US.
ONLY 5 LEFT!
 Flash Set #3 ONLY ONE LEFT! It was 8, now it's 10 pages of hand drawn and painted flash. Painted over a span of several years, some of it sure fire sellers, some of it just sure nice to look at. Win/ win, all around! And, of course, it comes with line copies. Who the hell wants to buy flash without line copies? What kind of cop out is not including line copies? We're professionals here, dammit! Price includes shipping in the continental US. $ 100.00  Sheet One: Teeth. I did this sheet shortly after having a lot of dental work done. Teeth were on my mind a lot.
Sheet Two: Like my previous flash sets, it's GUNS! Second sheet- second amendment, get it? See how clever I am! Sheet Three: Pork Chop-ish Type Stuff. You can sell these designs like stolen DVD players, all day long, non-stop. Sheet Four: Roses. Some designed to easily cover a name, some to foolishly add a name. Everyone loves roses. Sheet Five: Offensive stuff. There are just some people I'd like to knock out and tattoo it on them before they wake up, as a public service to the world... Sheet Six: Sailor Jerry Tribute. I painted this sheet after watching Hori Smoku. All his designs, but I added my own little twists to most of 'em. Sheet Seven: Peg Legged Pirate Pin-Ups. Well shiver me timbers! Sheet Eight: Old School Shit, No Bull Shit. Most of it has blades of some sort. BONUS SHEETS! Sheet Nine: Swastikas. No- not the Nazi kind. The nice kind. The kind humans have used as a sacred symbol for over 10,000 years, and still use today in many parts of the world. Sheet Ten: Uzi and Donno Collaboration. My son Uzi did the layout and line work when he was 6. I did the paint. The kid is a genius, I tell ya. |
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